In order to show a solidarity in the satire targeting the president's growing incompetence Conservatoons suggests including as many of the following as practical in all future renderings of Obama.  These guidelines are presented in order of importance.

1. Include at least one teleprompter
2. He should have a pained, confused expression.  Narrow set eyes help here.
3. Massive, elephantine ears.  Piercing is optional.
4. A big, goofy, cheese-weasel smile.  Over-large teeth help.
5. Joker colors:  purple suit w/ green necktie.  Optional:  a) toilet logo lapel pin.[link]) yellow shirt.  (note: in photo manips suit/tie colors can easily be adjusted)
6. Narrow, pinched shoulders a la Barney Fife, Gilligan, Pee-wee Herman, Steve Urkel, Niles Crane and Michael Scott, et al.  
7. Over sized shoes.  Suggested colors:  lime green and white.

Generic Settings Guidelines:  (in no particular order)

1. Podium w/ toilet logo [link] and 2 or more teleprompters.
2. Oval Office:  Obama should appear as a small child in a father's workspace.   2 or more teleprompters.   As many pictures of himself and/or toilet logo as possible.
3. Secret Service agents should be placidly tolerating him like a brat they cannot do much about.

This list is a work in progress.  If you have a suggestion or arguments pro and con to include/exclude, let me know.   

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